Aapka ek aur janamdin nazdeek aya,
mujhe mere credit card pe bahut taras aya.

Dil bola ek gift hi order kar lo,
card bola thoda balance to transfer kardo.

Arre unki bahut hai value mere bhai,
card bola mera APR bhi bahut hai high.

Thaan liya ke ek tohfa to bhej kar rahenge,
card bola hum bhi Over The Limit ja kar rahenge.

Over the limit hua to yeh card bhi freeze ho jayega,
phir bill na diya to yeh phone bhi cease ho jayega.

Socha ke tum mere tohfe ke bina to jee loge,
par meri good night call ke bina na so paoge.

Bahut soch humne tohfe ka idea kiya trash,
is saal tum bus hamari wishes hi kar lo cash.

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