Athrah ke huye to socha drving license banwayen,
ab to bin dare Ludhiane ki sadkon pe gaadi chalaayen.
Papaji ne kaha.. beta.. license to main tera ghar baitha banwa doon,
par sochta hoon ke tujhe sarkari daftaron ke darshan to karva doon.
Jawani ke josh mein Papaji ki baat humne maan li.
apna license khud banwane ki humne bhi thaan li.

Subah subah form jama karvane.. hum to kachehri ko nikal gaye,
aage pacchas logon ki kataar dekh.. hamare to pasine hi nikal gaye.
Himmat na haar.. hum bhi lag gaye apne number ke intezaar mein,
laga jaise ek masoom.. phas gaya ho zaalimon ke bazaar mein.

Number mera aya.. to humne chain ki saans li,
par afsar ne form attest karane ko bol.. meri phir jaan li.
Notary se humne form attest karvaya,
paanch baj gaye to humne kachehri ko band hi paya.

Agle din hum phir lage usi kataar mein,
Par afsar bola aapne Notary ka chakkar lagaya ekdum bekaar mein.
Tehsildar ka attest kiya huya form hi hum lete hain,
baat nahin mani to hum tension bhi bahut dete hain.

Tehsildar ka office mila to unhe kisi meeting mein paya,
peon bola intezaar karo.. main sahib ka status dekh kar ke aya.
Dus minute dus minute karte.. ghadi ne phir paanch dikha diye,
hataash ho phir.. humne apne kadam ghar ko bada liye.

Subah subah daftar ke bahar humne phir apna dera jamaya,
tees rupaye doge to kaam hoga.. wohi peon chillaya.
Itni baat thi to kal hi keh dena chahiye tha,
woh bola.. kaam kaise hota hai.. aapko to pata hi hona chahiye tha.

Form attest huya to hum kataar mein phir lag gaye,
bina koi dar.. sadkon pe drive karne ke sapney phir jag gaye.

Is baar afsar bola blood group ka proof dikhao,
mere medical card ko expired dekh kehta blood test tum phir se karao.
Card expired hai bhaiya par blood group to change na hoga,
bola.. test dobara nahin karaya to tumhara kaam bhi na hoga.
License ke khatir humne phir ek sui bhi lagvayi,
license to mila lekin itna hone par bhi mujhe akal na ayi.

Chota bhai athrah ka hone pe poochta hai license kaise banwaoonga,
Papaji ne mujhe dekha to maine keh diya.. hanji Papaji.. ise bhi main hi le jaoonga.


This is what I had to go through to get my Driver’s License…

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